We asked Maine Boats, Homes & Harbors if we could reprint something Associate Publisher Dave Getchell found on Maine’s Craigslist:

Worst Boat Ad ever? So it's been a long winter and some of our colleagues in the office have been browsing online at what we call "boat porn," looking for new boats, good deals, you know something great that everyone else has missed. Dave Getchell found this beauty on Craigslist. He says he thinks it may be the worst boat ad ever.
Anyone have other candidates? www.maineboats.com/blog

Here’s my question: What could you put in the hole in the middle?

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