A SALTY BIRD APPROACHETH
FIRST OF ALL - This is not for the shop. This is for our World-Famous Website — TwoSaltyDogs.com So don’t show up to our shop at midnight or anything crazy like that. And please don’t get mad at me because you misread something.
Drop by the inter-web for our virtual "Salty Bird Sale!” On November 18th starting at midnight, you can get some great deals on almost all our stuff! But make sure you understand that the discounts get less spectacular as the day progresses. They are spectacular nonetheless.
Make sure you have these Checkout Coupon Codes written down or printed out or tattooed on your butt, or whatever you need to do to remember them. Because the Fantabulastic discounts WON’T WORK WITHOUT THEM!
And don’t forget! You can BUY online at Salty Bird and Pick up at the shop later on if you want to avoid nasty shipping charges! We’ll send you an email or call you when it’s ready!
Checkout Coupon Codes
12:01am to 5am-|
5:01 am to 11:59pm-|
All times EST!
And remember, we have Don't squander this amazing opportunity like you did your high school education!