POOP FOR SALE
I'm sure this product gets me on every FDA and USDA's "Subversive Idiot" watchlist. If the deep state is listening... THERE IS NO POOP IN THESE TREATS. THEY ARE ONLY MADE TO LOOK LIKE MOOSE POOP. CAN YOU PLEASE UNFREEZE MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT AND STOP BLASTING ME WITH ULTRASONIC BRAINWAVES?
Unfortunately, there is no guarantee that your dog will like eating these dog treats any better than eating real moose poop. But that's your battle to fight, Bucko.
AND USE COUPON CODE: WATCHLIST