Now doesn't that look appetizing?
I'll be honest with you. The only reason we're putting these on sale is so we can replace them with something else.
When we first got them, they were great! We sold them hand over fist.
But they are so soft that whenever a gorilla-handed shopper grabbed one, it would end up in several unappealing pieces. It was even worse for those shoppers with lobster-like claws.
The ones we are offering are INTACT. They might get crushed or deformed by the mails, but that is the risk you are taking. We will do our best to protect your Soft Turkey Sausage Dog Treats, and we will write a stern letter to the Postmaster General on your behalf if one of your sausages ends up squished.
NOW ONLY $3.75 (44.44444444444 % OFF!)
Use Coupon Code: GORILLA
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