Just kidding. We’d never unleash another accordion player on the world. And don’t get me going on bagpipe players. Bagpipe players used to be an uncomfortable rarity, but somehow they got all mixed up with St. Patrick’s Day and now they’re everywhere– entertaining drunks and terrifying sober people and animals all over this great nation. Did we lose a war or something? Do we live on occupied soil at the whims of the most non-musical people in the world?
In July’s newsletter:
- We cancel the Mutt Scrub
- A BRAND NEW “We Love Hate Mail!”
- Blatant capitalism in “The Coal Shack” where we entice retail and interwebs shoppers with MEGA-DEALS.
- A NEW BRLT Challenge
- And of course the latest Harbor Dog’s Story - “Grand Mal FAILURE- by Small Head Ted
- Read our July Newsletter here: The Salty Paws - July 2021
It’s accordion, bagpipe, and gluten FREE.
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