FERAL MAN AND HIS NIGHT
Traditionally, Men’s Night was a night set aside to lure all the lumbering, Sasquatch-like Neanderthals into coming out of their hibernation caves and purchasing all the gifts that would ensure harmonious domestic relations for the forthcoming year (Anniversaries and Birthdays excluded).
There are those who say "Men's Night" is an incredible breach of gender sensibilities. But not us. We know men are handicapped in the ways of purchasing quality gifts. And that's why Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters uses a 20% Off Sale and Don's World Famous Sirloin Chili and Corn Bread to lure all the gift-seeking behemoth knuckle-scrapers into a winter wonderland of satisfying holiday merchandise purchasing. And don't let the name discourage other genders. The discount sales are for everyone!
And what if the hair-encrusted Alpha Male among your domicile doesn't like chili or will occasionally eat a dog or cat when the fridge is empty? No Worries! All kinds of Boothbay Harbor stores will have all kinds of huge discounts and MANLY food like BBQ and chicken wings for everyone! Neanderthals, Hominids, Cro-Magnons, Women & Children -- Come one, come all and witness the feral beauty that is Men’s Night! C'mon! What better excuse do you need?
We'll be open until at least 8pm on Wednesday, December 19th for Men's Night! If you can't make it on the 14th, call in your order and pay by credit card. (207) 633-7387. We’ll honor the 20% off everything but pet food!
See you then!
Wednesday, December 19th, 4pm - 8pm