THE CULT OF THE ANGRY TOMATO
- Private group -
Tue, 04/20/2021 - 10:30am
Join our BRAND NEW CULT of Angry Tomato Deities.
As a new member of our fastidious tomato-worshipping cult, you will enjoy:
1) Everlasting Life
2) Separation from society and smug, condescending assessments of normal people.
3) Ritual mental torture
4) Random physical punishments
5) Cute brainwashed chicks/guys
6) Separation from your awful family.
7) Tasty Gruel
8) 31.8245119% OFF ALL DOG TREATS IN THE MONTH OF APRIL
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10) Use Coupon Code: LUNCHSTINKS
MAY THE ANGRY TOMATO BLESS YOU ‘TIL NEXT TUESDAY.