This has absolutely nothing to do with pets or our shop at all, but I'm selling them because I'm the boss and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
I guess you could march into the shop and tazer me until I cried and stopped selling these. But my retribution would be swift and terrible.
And why am I hell-bent on selling this hat with Maine's original flag on it? Because I think it's cool. AND I think Maine's current flag looks too much like Massachusetts and New York, and a bunch of other states that have just awful manners.
And don't try to apply the Coupon Code to any of the other hats and call me up in a rage. You will only make the next "We Love Hate Mail" section.
THESE HATS ARE MADE IN MAINE, YA JACKBALL.
31.776310% OFF ALL MAINE FLAG HATS
Use Coupon Code: TAZERED
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