Out to Sea

Cardboard boxes, little brothers and ant killer

Fri, 07/15/2016 - 3:15pm

I’ve always loved little spaces that I could make my own. I remember when I was a kid, maybe 13 or so, living for a while in a box a refrigerator had come in. I laid it on its side in the upstairs hall of our big island home and filled it with all the belongings I’d need for the long haul I had in mind; but only those items and not a single thing more.

I had a sleeping bag made up on one side, and a little lamp and table (from a smaller cardboard box) just beyond my pillow. On the other side I had fashioned some shelves from another discarded box. Some were narrow and held things like books and another was deeper and held clothes.

I also had a cooler way up at the end next to my table lamp. It held food and water and my toothbrush and stuff like that. I only had to leave the box to go to school, get food from the kitchen to stock my little home and go to the bathroom.

I had positioned my box home so that the end whose flaps were loose was against the window. I knotted a rope and closed the window on it with the knot outside. Each time I retired to my box, every day the very moment I got home from school, I would grab the loose end of the rope and pull my entire home up against the window like a turtle.

The result was that the top half or so of my end opening was above the window sill letting in light and, if I wanted it, fresh air and my little home was secure from intrusions from the outside world such as my three younger brothers.

I had anticipated trouble from them, particularly from Dick, who is only two years younger. Sure enough, one day trouble came. Through one of the little flip-up peep holes I’d strategically crafted here and there I saw him sneaking down the hall toward my castle.

He was carrying a little cup of water and scissors, evidently thinking he could... well, you get the picture. He poked the scissors gently through the top and began to softly saw away a tiny hole big enough to pour the water through. Unfortunately for him, it was also big enough for me to shove through the nozzle of my can of Ant and Roach Killer.

For a while, I naively entertained the hope that his screaming, downstairs and nearly out of earshot, would last forever. That would have been OK since it would mean my mother would be occupied in perpetuity.

But after the doctor left she was up there in a flash. I could see her coming at my southwest rampart and her hands were not on her hips.

I liked to see them on her hips because it meant she was going to reason with me. But they weren’t on her hips; they were pumping, giving her momentum, so that by the time she reached for my little nest, only recently tidied up and put in order, she had gathered quite a head of steam.

Of course my housekeeping was all for naught and the box did begin to suffer a little as it was dragged down the hall. The end of my box had come open and I could see the abyss indicating the head of the stairs.

It seemed prudent not to try and escape since that was the end from which she was dragging me.

There was also none of the usual talk about waiting until my father got home. There was no reference to him at all except in the context of having him clean up the mess that used to be me. It’s a testament to the structural integrity of that box and, I humbly consent, to my resourcefulness in having reinforced it with several rolls of packing tape as a precaution against the willfulness of my brothers, that it really wasn’t damaged much at all when it reached the bottom of the stairs.

If duct tape had existed then I’d be in there still.  

Phil Crossman lives on Vinalhaven


 

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