You Are Feeling Sleepy- Very Sleepy

Posted:  Wednesday, February 14, 2018 - 8:30am
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Every month we at Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters spend hours upon hours researching the very, very best deals in our shop for you. And every month no one pays attention. At least in this venue. We actually get pretty good results from our newsletter. But we keep plugging along here hoping that it will catch on one day and that we’ll make a sale or get over 5 clicks.

And it’s always kind of boring because I have to waste time writing things like, “These are web-only specials. They do not apply to in-store purchases” and “Check In-Store Pickup to avoid shipping charges,” and “Please don’t send me emails noting in detail my misuse of grammar and misspellings. You people are driving me nuts.”

Here goes.......

I command you to click on Our Monthly Newsletter “The Salty Paws” wherein you will find deals on Dog Boots (Not Das Boots), Chicken Jerky, Wag Rags, and FREE SHIPPING.

If you scroll a little further down, thou shalt find our little “Sniffin’ Around the Boothbay Region” wherein thou shalt find our world-famous “Dog-Related Haiku Jamboree Challenge” for a $25 gift certificate, and a little thing we call TF2PWCITBRLTPGAFBOBBC –OR– The First Two People Who Correctly Identify This Boothbay Region Land Trust’s Preserve Get A Free Bag of Bare Bites Challenge. That should be self explanatory.

And don’t forget our World-Famous “Max and Aug’s Dog Blog” Hilarity and poignant sentimentality await the brave. 

All you have to do is click on this link to brighten your horrible, mid-winter, soul-crushing day: The Salty Paws

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