CHURCH CHIMNEYS DONE FREE!

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Sun, 08/03/2014 - 4:15am

Back when we started Maine Chimney 25 years ago our first policy was that we inspected chimneys at houses of worship for free, back when many churches were still burning wood. Their oil flues need us as well.

We never cared what the churches were, they could be Chinese Reorganized Orthodox Sufis for all we cared, and we’d done churches of every faith and have been up the steeples of many of the old churches by now.

There are Catholic chimneys with the white and black smoke thing, Lutheran chimneys that had a schism with the Catholic chimneys, and even 7th Day Adventist chimneys that only smoke on Saturdays!

And they haven’t been cleaned since Noah’s flood! If that furnace flue gets blocked, people can die, so that’s why we do the free evaluations. Plus, we go in the steeples and meet the nicest people and gosh darn it, it just seems right.

So give us a call at 323-7755 and we’ll make sure your church or grange hall or VFW is safe, even if you can’t afford us.