Gather Round for the Ancient Tale of the 5 Days of Christmas!

- Private group -
Thu, 12/18/2014 - 6:45pm

We apologize for being so lazy and not having the 12 Days of Christmas which is expected of everybody in America and her satellite states.

As a lame reconstruction, we’ve put together (at the last minute) “The 5 Days of Christmas.”

And as far as the “misleading” title, our lawyers have told us that defining “ancient” is incredibly difficult when the audience hasn’t been defined. For example, “Ancient” to a Galapagos Tortoise is tens of thousands of years and “Ancient” to a Mayfly is about a week. This post concerns the mayflies among you.

ANYWAY, we are offering 20% off a specific item every day until the 23rd of December. All Checkout codes are good until midnight, December 23rd and you MUST pick up items at the shop by close of business on the 24th.

And to start this whole train off its tracks, let’s offer 20% off all three Smart Pup Flavors!

#1) http://www.twosaltydogs.net/sp-digestive-health.html

#2) http://www.twosaltydogs.net/sp-hip-and-joint.html

#3) http://www.twosaltydogs.net/sp-skin-and-coat.html

USE CODE:  5XMAS at checkout.