DON’T FORGET THE DOG!!!!!
And just so you know, when we say Christmas, we mean “all the secular and religious holidays centering around the winter solstice and gift giving.”
Can you imagine Christmas morning with everyone opening their presents EXCEPT THE DOG? What a horrible thought!
Would your dog whimper and cry - knowing it was left out of the family merriment, but not knowing why?
Or would the little beast rip everything up as a lesson to the bipeds of the house to never leave him behind?
Either way, drop in to Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters to get that little beast something distracting so you can bond to the two-legged members of your family for a change.
And for those of you who are wicked far away in places like Edgecomb, feel free to use our super-easy world-wide-web (www) e-commerce store! We can mail it to you, or you can come pick it up! Either way, keep that beast under control this holiday season.